I am Orange sauce

I don't know what this is. It's not a celebrity. It's not tanned. It's an unidentified orange sauce. It looks like an umpah-lumpah just got a bit over excited about his tasty tacco lunch.

I am orange colour match - Umpah-lumpa jizz 1

Victoria Beckham says "I am Orange"

I am thinking this is a rare photo - Mrs Beckham smiling! If you can call it that. No wonder she's always pouting, her smile is scary. She looks like a menacing halloween pumpkin head.

I am Orange Colour match - Mango melody 1

Paris says "I am orange"

She's glowing so much, she has to squint to minimise the glare of her own skin.