I am Orange sauce

I don't know what this is. It's not a celebrity. It's not tanned. It's an unidentified orange sauce. It looks like an umpah-lumpah just got a bit over excited about his tasty tacco lunch.

I am orange colour match - Umpah-lumpa jizz 1

Victoria Beckham says "I am Orange"

I am thinking this is a rare photo - Mrs Beckham smiling! If you can call it that. No wonder she's always pouting, her smile is scary. She looks like a menacing halloween pumpkin head.

I am Orange Colour match - Mango melody 1

These girls say "I am beyond orange"

There's quite a lot of discussion on facebook around the the authenticity of this photo. Real or not, it's very funny. Can you imagine being them? I checked on the Dulux colour match thing and it turns out they're not even orange at all. They fall under the reds. Nice dresses too. These lasses have class.

I am Orange colour match - Garnet Symphony 2.

Nicole Richie says "I am orange"

This has to be my favourite yet. I am in awe of her celebrity orangeness. It's amazing. She's hardly recognisable. Her head looks stupid as well - all screwed up like a shrivelled orange left on a window shelf in the sun.

I am orange colour match - Jungle Ginger 1

Lindsay Lohan says "I am Orange"

I am in love with this picture of the perma-tanned. Look how proud she is. There's a place in LA called Orange County - I think Lindsay is the mayor

I am Orange colour match - Auburn Falls 3

Peter Andre says "I am orange"

Not one to let his wife take all the orangelight, Peter must wash his face in fake tan on a daily basis - but not his hands apparently.

I am Orange colour match - Auburn Falls 5

The "I Am Orange colour swatch"

I found this brilliant colour swatch thing on Dulux.co.uk

It's brilliant, because it means that from now on, I am Orange can tell you exacly what shade of orange our celebs actually are. So for instance, I am able to pin point Jodie Marsh as "African Adventure 5" from the Rich Orange range...




Whilst Dale Winton is the appropriately named Amber Queen 1 (no word of a lie) from the Fresh Orange range.