I am Orange sauce

I don't know what this is. It's not a celebrity. It's not tanned. It's an unidentified orange sauce. It looks like an umpah-lumpah just got a bit over excited about his tasty tacco lunch.

I am orange colour match - Umpah-lumpa jizz 1

Victoria Beckham says "I am Orange"

I am thinking this is a rare photo - Mrs Beckham smiling! If you can call it that. No wonder she's always pouting, her smile is scary. She looks like a menacing halloween pumpkin head.

I am Orange Colour match - Mango melody 1

These girls say "I am beyond orange"

There's quite a lot of discussion on facebook around the the authenticity of this photo. Real or not, it's very funny. Can you imagine being them? I checked on the Dulux colour match thing and it turns out they're not even orange at all. They fall under the reds. Nice dresses too. These lasses have class.

I am Orange colour match - Garnet Symphony 2.

Nicole Richie says "I am orange"

This has to be my favourite yet. I am in awe of her celebrity orangeness. It's amazing. She's hardly recognisable. Her head looks stupid as well - all screwed up like a shrivelled orange left on a window shelf in the sun.

I am orange colour match - Jungle Ginger 1

Lindsay Lohan says "I am Orange"

I am in love with this picture of the perma-tanned. Look how proud she is. There's a place in LA called Orange County - I think Lindsay is the mayor

I am Orange colour match - Auburn Falls 3

Peter Andre says "I am orange"

Not one to let his wife take all the orangelight, Peter must wash his face in fake tan on a daily basis - but not his hands apparently.

I am Orange colour match - Auburn Falls 5

The "I Am Orange colour swatch"

I found this brilliant colour swatch thing on Dulux.co.uk

It's brilliant, because it means that from now on, I am Orange can tell you exacly what shade of orange our celebs actually are. So for instance, I am able to pin point Jodie Marsh as "African Adventure 5" from the Rich Orange range...




Whilst Dale Winton is the appropriately named Amber Queen 1 (no word of a lie) from the Fresh Orange range.

Dale Winton says "I am Orange"

He's the King/Queen of day time telly and he's also the orignal Umpahlumpa man.
I am always impressed by his orange glow - just look at it, he's like light bulb.

Jordan says "I am Orange"

She might prefer to be known as Katie Price these days, but until she gets rid of the ridiculous spray on, I am going to call her Jordan.

Donald Trump says "I am Orange"

I am very impressed with Mr Donald Trump's Orange tan. It's plausible that given how much he travels, it could be real, but it's just so orange. And if his hair isn't real, I am not inclined to believe his baked bean face is real either.

Jason Orange says "I am not orange"

Which is a crying shame. Imagine if he was! He would be the best orange celeb ever. If anyone finds a picture of an orange Jason Orange, send it to me.
Thanks to Flo for this one - but it's just not orange enough.

Jodie Marsh says "I am Orange"

Several people have sent me this image, so here it is. A fine example of a Watsit look-a-like.
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Dutch people are not Orange

A few people have sent me pics of dutch football fans (like the one below). Can I just make it very clear that Dutch people are NOT orange (unless they use fake tan). Ok. No more Dutch football fans please.

Brothers say "I am Orange"

Not celebs (although they should be), but I am sure they would make the celeb orange grade with their ill advised home tanning efforts.

Donatella says "I am Orange"

Liz looks splendid, but Italian fashion monster Donatella looks a plastic barbie doll painted with Tropicana.

Everyone is orange!

Thanks to John for sending me this link to a mini gallery of Celebrity fake tans gone wrong.

They're all yanks, and I don't know who most of them are, but there's some corkers in there.

Paris says "I am orange"

She's glowing so much, she has to squint to minimise the glare of her own skin.

A deeper shade of orange

I don't even know who this, but thanks to Mayliss for sending this beauty in.

David Dickinson is orange

King of daytime TV shows his all over orangeness.

Everyone is orange!

It seems I Am Orange is taking off faster than I could have imagined. Since starting this blog, I have already received 8 photos from readers of their favourite glowing stars.
Everyone is going I am orange crazy!

I won't post them all at once, becauase that would be greedy.

Simon Jordan (Crystal palace chairman) - thanks Nick.

I am orange

Welcome to I am Orange, home of celebs and their daft fake tans.
I'll be attempting to catalogue all orange celebs, and I'd love your help.
So, if you spot any glowing stars, send me a link and I'll pin it up.

I'll also be creating a section for mere mortals, so if your tan look smore tangerine, send me your pics.

So start us off, this gem -Big Brother's Chantelle Houghton.